Sunday, November 19, 2006

Bashful cell-owner syndrome

Has anyone noticed the unfortunate trend of people not shutting off ringing cell phones at the theater? Instead, the owners squirm and put on innocent faces, as if not reaching for the offending device could keep them from being identified as culprits.

You're not fooling anyone, jerks.

1 comment:

  1. Oh god I know what you mean... I was at a show recently, and there was a bashful cell owner in the row behind me! I turned to give them a piece of my mind... and imagine my chagrin to discover that it was a family member of mine!

    Somewhere, deep in my genes, is the (hopefully double-recessive) trait of a bashful cell-owner! Augh!


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