Coming soon (maybe): Lincoln Center Abu Dhabi.
Of course one expects this from the French or the Guggenheim chain, but Lincoln Center? Lunacy.
Where's Joe Volpe when you need him?
UPDATE (2/15): A reader emails me that Volpe may actually have been involved in the genesis of this thing.
Which leaves me wondering, I guess, where's Joe Volpe when Joe Volpe needs him?